Fashion Zombie

1.) A style or practice that comes back into fashion again and again. Contrary to timeless fashions, fashion zombies go out of fashion only to be given new life later on and are sometimes considered juvenile, gaudy, tasteless, or tawdry. Examples include shutter shades, plaid flannels, colored mascara, ripped jeans, popped collars, crop tops, jorts/jean shorts, high rise pants, platform heels, sagging pants, denim jackets, tracksuits, and animal print clothing.

2.) A person who is stuck on an old fashion trend. The trend died long ago, but the person continues to wear that fashion, invoking a kind of "walking dead" aspect to their fashion sense.

3.) A person who mindlessly follows the latest fashion trends, spending money time and time again to keep their wardrobe as up-to-date as humanly possible.
Betsy is such a fashion zombie. She practically replaces her wardrobe every season!
by BasilPesto October 15, 2015
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zombie phone

an older cell phone with fewer gadgets that has been reactivated because the newer, superior cell phone has been lost or stolen.
My zombie phone doesn't have all my apps; I sure miss my iPhone!
by Still Big, Still B January 26, 2012
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zombie-trap

when a friend convinces you to do more drugs instead of sleeping and you end up trapped in a zombie-like state.
i thought i needed to sleep until deaner zombie-trapped me with some boomers and i wrecked my car.
by harry deepwood September 20, 2010
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Zombie Driver

A car driver that sits behind a slow vehicle (usually a lorry or tractor) and makes no attempt to overtake, usually sitting too close to the vehicle in front to even see around, sat there like an unthinking Zombie.

Usually either old, female, short or just dumb.
Look at that idiot making no attempt to overtake that lorry, driving too close to even see around the vehicle to make use of an overtaking opportunity what a dumbf*ck zombie driver!
by Maddriver March 15, 2013
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screen zombie

A child whose parents let him spend all of his waking hours on a phone or mobile device as life passes him by.
We never hear from Johnny at the family reunion because he's off in the corner being a screen zombie.
by Silly_Me December 22, 2018
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zombie poop

The kind of poop that comes out slowly in intervals throughout the day, brought on by lack of sleep and possibly over-caffeination.
Usually requires multiple wipes.
"Dude, where've you been? You've hardly been in your cubicle all morning."

"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."
by Cactusmustard June 22, 2014
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Zombie Bowl

A public toilet that someone has left completely shrouded in toilet paper
I went into the men’s room this afternoon and the back stall contained a zombie bowl. There was so much paper draped around the thing, I was afraid whatever lay beneath might re-animate if disturbed.
by Furry Trout June 12, 2012
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