mason story

Mason likes men and is a bottom

Can all so be described as a in cell

Stop being a mason story

by Pingu is a rizzler November 12, 2023

Mason

Mason is a proper mad cunt, Many of he’s friends also say he’s a real good bloke.

Mason is easily one of the best blokes around

by BobsAShitRef November 22, 2021

Pull a Mason

Verb- when your teacher makes you so horny that you have to wack one out during class. Done by pulling sweatshirt over knees to hid what you’re doing.

That new math teacher was so hot, I had to pull a mason

by Dominique l’y February 9, 2018

masons closet

The most colorful room you will ever see. Featuring thousands of dollars of clothes. Honestly it is worth more then you will ever make in your life honey. Not many will ever experience this room and it's greatness like it's owner.

If you die where do you want to go?
Either Heaven or Mason's closet

Masons closet: Similar to Heaven

by Stupid rich April 17, 2017

Mason Pohatu

Roblox funny man who likes to say words like fart, shit, cum, shid, fard, ball, ball fart, balls, wee and poo. Anyone in the Pohatu family generally likes balls in the mouth, just like Hayley.

Mason: i like wee shit cum fart
Us: *straight face emoji in real life*
My humour: *broken*
Us: Mason Pohatu is a fart

by mazzypoothethird August 31, 2021

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025

Mason Shaffer

Peppa

Mason Shaffer do be peppa doe

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeee April 19, 2020