Jew Syndrome

A condition attained when one acts in the sterotypical manner of a member of the Jewish religion or Judaism.

Guy1: Robby has been awfully stingy with his money lately, he wouldn't even lend me a dollar!

Guy2: He must be suffering from a case of Jew Syndrome

by emokidd July 26, 2008

generous jew

A generous Jew is an oxymoron. No such thing can exist and if such a thing did happen to exist, the universe would implode upon itself. There fore it is the government's job to make sure this never happens by eliminating all Jews that show signs of generosity.

Hey look it's a generous Jew. Well shit there goes the universe.

by #420blazin/360 no scope September 6, 2016

filthy jew

Conor Mace

Conor Mace is a filthy jew

by Osamabinflexin August 7, 2020

Jew-venir

Much like a souvenir yet this would be something free for visiting a location or attraction.

A 'Jew-venir' example would be a free map of the zoo you are visiting or a bag of goodies for attending an event. Simply something to bring home with you that wasn't purchased. Jew-venir

by DJKevKel October 22, 2010

jew-switchin

moving people, and/or being moved into different ventrilo channels over and over

stop jew-switchin fk

by Etherealmist February 8, 2007

Jew Slang

(noun) The language of a present day, non-jewish individual who is so cheap one would think Hitler himself was being resurrected.

Susan wouldn't shut up last night with all her Jew Slang...next thing I know we're at the tennis court collecting balls in a santa hat for the dogs because she's too cheap to buy balls OR a bag!

by ECSP September 29, 2010

finance jew

Greedy, dishonest person who takes advantage of the situation in a financial transaction.
Refers to how Jacob in the old testament cheated his brother out of his birthrights.
Derogatory about rich jews who got their riches by cheating others.

Listen to the finance jews playing the stock market scream when they are fleeced for a change.

by shonny October 9, 2007