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Christa

Christa is a intelligent ,funny spawn of beauty with a good amount of hair. She is sexy as they come but she doesn't believe that. Men barely pay attention to Christa because she is different than other girls. Christa holds her head high and her Bible even higher! Christa doesn't focus on dating and other men do not like her but one day she will find the man that actually loves her for who she is and accepts every inch of beauty she has. Christa doesn't know it but in Marriage she would be GREAT! In the bedroom.Get yourself a Christa!
by Jesus ministries March 15, 2017
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rotting christ

A truly fantastic and greatly talented Black Metal band.
by Daemon June 26, 2003
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ChristyAnn

A christyann is a gal who is extremely blunt in a good way. she tells guys exactly what she thinks of them good or bad. she laughs and smiles 24/7 and she dances like a shakira!
dang that girl is always laughing! she must be a christyann!

hey that gals hips dont lie! shes a christyann!
by suxogal February 24, 2010
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Christian Blowjob

When the christian side-hug isn't quite enough for your Jesus-friendly relationship, the Christian blowjob is the next step.
They decided to save kissing for after marriage so she gave him a Christian blowjob.
by Stayingwithjesus August 29, 2016
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Jesuis Christ

Commonly misspelled as "Jesus Christ," Jesuis Christ is a baguette seller from Canada, idolized by his fan-base known as "The Christians" for his amazing baking skills. Sadly, he was killed by his father, who then wrote his son's biography, including the gruesome facts that he was his own son's killer, and raped Jesuis' mother.
by SirQTPie June 15, 2016
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christian lindskog

Christian is so very sexy!
ou en francais:
Il est tres beau!
by Samigirl B April 9, 2005
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christfag

A derogatory word used on online forums for an overtly, and inappropriately, evangelizing Christian.

Someone who is "gay for Jesus".
Get out of here Christfag! Talk about Halo/Anime/Science or GTFO!
by c keitaro September 3, 2007
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