albino shower rat

A large amount of sperm deposited in the shower, collecting body hair on its way to the drain, only to get stuck in the metal grate, giving the resemblance of an albino rat.

"John what the fuck? you left a fucking albino shower rat in the bathroom this morning."

by goatsniffer January 18, 2008

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

Your mom eating rye bread in the shower is when your mom eats rye bread while taking a shower.

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

by Buddyjjl November 3, 2011

Rape Shower

The word "Rape Shower" which is the actual act of taking a shower because you feel so ashamed.

Even though "servicing himself" was very pleasurable, Jason could not oversomce his shame for what he had done to his body, so he tried to "clean" himself with a rape shower, but nothing could bring back his hand's virginity.

by Captain Black Eye Patch September 19, 2005

Nig Shower

When a person, who is too lazy or in a hurry, takes a shower by spraying perfume or cologne all over to mask there stench.

Luke: "Dude i was in such a hurry today that I had to take a nig shower."

Will: "I do that almost everyday, but it's just because I'm to lazy."

by N. Igger October 19, 2009

Knacker Shower

When an Irish gypsy (or Knacker) has no shower facilities and uses excessive amounts of spray deodrant to cover up the smell, whilst creating an even worse one

I was fiercw smelly the morning after that fight and so I had a Knacker Shower John Joe

by Cill-bert March 9, 2009

fast food shower

Noun: the event in which one is sitting at their computer, most commonly playing World of Warcraft, and is too lazy to take a shower. The aforementioned individual smells like absolute shit, and is a fatass. The individual uses the condensation of an extra large fast food drink to wet a napkin and rub the wet napkin all over their sweaty, smelly, shit stenched body.

Yeah so I was hardcore gaming and smelled like an anchovy's cunt, so I used my coke to take a fast food shower.

by Beruuk Mc Hartmarmot May 29, 2010

Dominican Shower

"A dominican shower is when you avoid paying your water bill and your water gets shut off. As a result, you are forced to collect dripping water in buckets under every faucet in your house. Once enough water is collected, you bathe yourself by dumping the collected water on yourself."

"My dad forgot to pay the water bill so I was forced to take a dominican shower last night."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010