Magic Weinie

Brandon's fake boner that we created for photographical purposes.

(Caption of picture): Rise, Magic Weinie!

by Frows December 11, 2004

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Magic sword

A dick

I have to go whip out the magic sword lmao

by Bk is a bitch April 1, 2020

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When near a large pane of glass such as a patio door, preferably with an audience of any size on the opposite side, pull your junk out of your pants and slap it on the glass, smashing it as hard as you can without causing pain, and then proceed to slide back and forth on the glass, smearing your cock and balls to and fro so it changes into all kinds magical configurations. Always a favorite party trick!

The Magical Smear Ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. The different configurations of his unit were hilarious!

by RickyTodd September 19, 2009

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magic trousers

Like Jack ups short trousers that hover above the ankles earning the name 'magic' trousers.

Dudette: HAHAHa.. look at that dudes magic trousers..
Dude: Who me?
Dudette: Aw shit..

by Searching for Pizza September 25, 2013

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Magic failure

Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.

Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.

Person B: Magic failure...

by konkakonkadudu November 5, 2011

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