Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally

My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her

by TechTalos July 31, 2021

Dinged Ya

Dinged Ya: An event of bad luck, or simply when something happens that you dont like.

Similar Words: Danged,

All of which can be used randomly and basically in any sentence or phrase.

(Victim) Dude my parents just took away my phone...

Answer: Haha, dude they dinged ya.

Dude I just got danged! My girlfriend broke up with me and dinged me!

pwned

by Givemesomedangs August 12, 2010

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 03, 2024

sling ding

a tight rubber dick in ass or pussy

sling ding

by ShadowOfFlame March 07, 2019

sling ding

a tight fiting rubber dick a a pussy or ass

put the sling ding in me

by ShadowOfFlame March 07, 2019

king ding a ling

a king ding a ling IS NOT jack kennedy

wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy

by isoldheroininireland February 09, 2025

Ring ding meditation

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.

Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation

by FreakKnockKnee.com May 10, 2018