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Step-Bag

A person's step dad who in all means is a douche bag that thinks he knows what's right all the time, usually get's the last word on things, labels his sons friends, and does ass whole-ish things.
dude 1: yo dude, your dad was grillen the shit outta me

dude 2: that's my step-bag for ya.
by crackdealer777 September 26, 2011
mugGet the Step-Bagmug.

Mystery Bag

A seemingly illicit substance, usually of a white and powdered composition or occasionally with a yellowish hue.

A mystery bag is usually found in a zip locked baggie during clean up following a rave, a chance but rather delightful encounter. More deliberate encounters may come from a Boom Boom partyboy in the fall out of a festival... Boom Boom will want to keep the party going through Monday.
Yo Brains, check out the mystery bag I just found. Think I got me some chaz to keep the party going, fancy a line?

Eh I'm not so sure about that Boom Boom, it looks a bit weird

Ah screw that Brains ya dry shite

Sniff sniff

Shit, feels like my face is falling off, what the hell was that?

Haha you clown Boom Boom, it's 2ci and the bus home is just about to leave, buckle up😉
by Mysteryb87 May 27, 2019
mugGet the Mystery Bagmug.

turtleback bag

When a child's bookbag is so full that his\her bag ends up acting like a turtle's shell causing slouching and slow movement.
Billy Jean:Boy Diana sure has a full backpack
Smooth criminal:Yea poor Diana has a turtleback bag
by LEOGEO October 16, 2009
mugGet the turtleback bagmug.

Bag of Douches

Matthew, the stud muffin, is a BAG OF DOUCHES!
by MaryMack March 14, 2010
mugGet the Bag of Douchesmug.

gonk bag

Slang term for Tall bald headed individuals from Idaho. Normally hanging around blue turf and pit bulls while smoking camel lights.
"hey gonk bag"
"get fucked u gonk bag"
by puff donkey November 18, 2009
mugGet the gonk bagmug.

Cack Bag

a male who has an oversized, seedless watermelon head (the seeds represent his brain) who likes to get vagina stomped.
Hey dude why did you rub your face on that pillow covered in piss? You're such a cack bag.
by cahhak April 29, 2009
mugGet the Cack Bagmug.

Who-Bag

All girls named Vanessa are Who-Bags
by DBC123 September 8, 2009
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