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Polly:Hey Derek, can I talk to you for a bit?
Derek:Sure, I’m all ears
Polly:In private?
Derek: oh yah, hold on one sec trey
*They went out side the school
Polly:I-I think I like you
*derek smirks
Polly: I know you problably don’t like me but I just wanted to let you know

Derek:can we make out?
Polly:Umm but people will see us..
Derek:I’m joking,can I fuck you?
Polly:Wait, your joking right?
Derek:we don’t have to if you don’t want to
Polly: NO! I-I do want you to fuck me.but let’s go to my house, remember, my parents won’t be coming back for a month
Derek:So persistent, I think I’m in love
*polly and Derek walk to polly’s house
Polly:ok, here we are, my house
*derek takes off his shirt and pollys too and they begin to make out
Polly:*he’s such a good kisser, I want to fuck already*
*after 3 minutes of making out, polly takes off her bra, skirt, and panties
*She takes off dereks boxers and pants, she leads him up to the huge guest room she puts herself on top of him
Polly: you rea-*MOANS
*before pollys could even finish her sentence, Derek began fucking her.Polly was moaning uncontrollably, she had never had sex before, she hope he would take her virginity
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Idiot sex

"idiot sex
mmm
my favourite
kind"
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sex

i love sex i would totally do it everyday
mmmm~ fuckkk~ ughhhh~ harder~ faster~ uhhhh~ im cumming~ now thats sex
by alysha green May 27, 2024
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e sex

aw dang dm and alice are having e sex again i guess they will be dead all day
by personexisting0 November 22, 2022
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sex

what is sex? many people ask that. well i have came up with the answer to all questions.
sex is when you, a horny ass teenager takes a bottle and shoves your dick in it, knowing damn well its not getting out
i just had sex with a bottle, but my dick is stuck in it
by prosex123 September 9, 2023
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Sex

1) The gender one is born as

2) Something most people on urbandictionary.com won't ever have (consensually)

3) You know
1)
Person A
Sex: Male
Person B
Sex: Male
Person C
Sex: Female

2) "People who slap sexual meanings on non-sexual terms and/or define real-life names won't ever have sex in their life. Well, at least without committing a serious crime called rape."

3) you know you know
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
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Sex

Child: "What does sex mean?"
Dad: "A mistake... like you"
Child: 'Ok :("
by Sneeze Gaming101 March 27, 2023
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