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Second Hand Man

Using your other hand to masturbate (fap, jerk off, ect...)with when your main hand has intense hands cramps, atheritis, or carnal tunnel syndrome from over fapping.
Guy: Bro, I've got serious Carnal Tunnel Syndrome. I think I'll be depending on my Second Hand Man tonight.
by suskygirl August 22, 2011
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Titan TV Man

DaFuq?!Boom!'s Titan TV Man is a giant, strong, and powerful hardware head even stronger than any TV Man or TV Woman. He fought with Titan Speakerman to get his Skibidi Parasite out of his head, but flew away. In episode 47, G-man toilet and Titan Speakerman stabbed Titan TV Man but before he died, he teleported to safety.
Titan Tv Man is really strong!
by Star711real_yt August 5, 2023
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mee jee man

dog loving faggot with a huge amount of sexual frustration.
by YuuJuuMan January 2, 2004
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Word Salad Man

Used to describe the former leader of group of friends, family and casual group of Gamers (not all hard core).

Not meant as an insult, just a inquiry by a "Concerned Citizen", Word Salad Man embraced the love he had for the Game, the Community, and it's developers.

Word Salad Man's "Flight of Thought" and Inability to speak out, or up, can be disconcerting to some. Like all humans, Word Salad Man has faults, foibles, and is prone to making mistakes.

If you or someone you love is experiencing Trauma, Pain, or Undue suffering, please seek professional help. Word Salad Man is, and the future is getting better, all the time. It's not "Fake it til U make it", it's "Believe it, and we can achieve it".

To thine own self, be True. Avoid the Cringy, if possible.

Forgive, remember the history if U must, but please also remember to Forgive. Not a command, just a friendly request. Word Salad Man often has a problem forgiving himself most of all. Believe it. Cheers.
1. Alcoholic, Addict, Long-Time sufferer of Depression: Word Salad Man was not qualified to help me, but his unfailing voice helped me seek the professional help I need.

2. Former Guild Mate: Word Salad Man took the time to help the Gaming Forums, considered too toxic to some, and inspire change. At times cringe, at times difficult to understand, Word Salad Man was loved by all...too strong. Maybe some day.

3. Testimonial #3: I told Word Salad Man to "Relax, have some coffee". it made him smile (there's always Decaf, Big Smile, big smile)

4. Testimonial #4: I cannot speak to all facets of WSM's life choices, but when I asked him to take a walk and clear his head, he had an interesting tale to tell. Not as good as Bilbo from LotR, but, at least it made him smile.

5. Testimonial #5. I saw a strange individual approach me wearing a paper Waffle Hut hat. He was rambling on about a lost dog. He wanted to stop being a shut in, and become a finder of lost dogs. I wished him well on his journey. He didn't say if he was Word Salad Man. I thought he might have been Waffle House Man. We live in such confusing times.
by Mr. Bob A. Feet May 25, 2021
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10 man truffle

10 strong men inside a giant ball of chocolate (preferably niggers), force-fucking each other in the face.
Yo fuckweed, wanna organize one o them 10 man truffles tonight?
i dont feel like dancing
by Erectism November 10, 2007
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old desi man

Most annoying type of human being. Mispronounces common English words after decades of living in America. Known for thinking they know everything that has to do with politics due to watching hours of CNN and their ability to quote Noam Chomsky out of context.
What is my uncle talking about?

I think he's talking about how all the terrorist attacks in Pakistan are coordinated by Israel.

Wow, what an old desi man.
by getoffmyplane June 6, 2010
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Ultimate Fate of Man

As said by a great many numbers of religions, "The Fate of Man is to be Judged by God, when the end times are due." This is, however, not the case. The Ultimate Fate of Man is to become what we humans have created - religion. Our destiny is to become Gods via evolution of our brain, which in turn, will create complex, more advanced civilizations. These "Immortal Humans" will, in the future, be able to create universes at will, thus rendering them as having a God-like nature.
Isaac Asimov's "The Last Question" shows Man having God-like intellogence, which is, of course, the Ultimate Fate of Man.
by Eternal Esta September 24, 2008
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