Lem syndrome

When, after high school, you can't do stem subjects and you don't want to flip burgers at minimum wage you go to college for some stupid degree in social science ( except history) just so you can say f-mud.

When you can proudly say f-mud, you lol suffer from lem syndrome.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2025

Benedikt-Syndrome

It is usually caused by an aggressive brain tumor. Leads to anxiety attacks during presentations or other forms of public speeches. Can be curred by multible slaps to the back oft the head.

This edgelord suffers from Benedikt-Syndrome.

by Grubenottern/Pensiboy December 30, 2018

DC Viewport Syndrome

A storytelling phenomenon in DC movies where the audience is dropped into a fully-formed universe without context, explanation, or emotional setup. Instead of gradually building the world, the film simply shows a snapshot of it and expects viewers to care — like staring through a cinematic window into a timeline that’s already been running for 10 seasons you never got to see.

Symptoms include:
Characters appearing fully developed with no origin story
Emotional payoff scenes with no emotional setup
Lore that’s clearly important but never explained
Constant feeling of “Wait, did I miss something?”
Needing to consult YouTube lore videos just to understand what you watched

“Lex Luthor has a private army, knows Superman’s secrets, and built a prison in space. Did I blink and miss three movies?”
“Nope. First appearance. Enjoy the vibes.”

"Thats a classic case of DC Viewport Syndrome."

by Mole_Man August 16, 2025

Joysorbium syndrome

An affliction that's marked by a person who sucks all the joy out of life. Only known treatment is avoidance.

My girls joysorbium syndrome got so bad even her dog started hating her. I dumped and now the sun shines again.

by wordsmithy62 April 23, 2019

Barista Syndrome

The uncomfortable feeling any sensible human experiences when they don’t know whether or not the person they are talking to is hitting on them. Similar to the stereotype of coffee shop baristas, barista syndrome can apply to anyone.

Person 1: Hey man, what’s wrong?

Person 2: I don’t know man, I’m getting mad barista syndrome from that girl at the bar.

by Intercom Radio February 6, 2022

Bbj syndrome

Bbj syndrome is a condition, also meaning big booty Judy syndrome.

Ooh she got bbj syndrome

by Lyia May 12, 2022

Nokia Syndrom

People that are immortal, or extremely old.

bro queen elizabeth had the nokia syndrome so skibidi

by doomlikeskidding April 9, 2024