hot pocket mom

Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.

Had a hot pocket mom last night, 10/10 would recommend!

by Spacemonke June 26, 2021

Hot Rod

When a girl give a blowjob then takes a shot of hot sauce afterward.

“Hey bro guess what”
Bro- “What?”

“I got a hot rod from a chick last night!”
Bro- “No WAY!”

by J.J namsit September 30, 2019

Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered an 8/10 in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Oh my god dude, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah bro, she’s Iowa hot.

by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023

Hot Diggity Daffodil

An okay punk band from Cincinnati Ohio consisting of four dudes who don't really but sorta know how to play instruments.

"You guys know that band Hot Diggity Daffodil?"
"No"

by Dinospimoni July 8, 2022

I love hot dads

People say I love hot dads when they are attracted to dads who are hot.

Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”

by Bear5599 February 5, 2023

Hot Food Hands

A lesson in patience and futility.

I hate when Chef Bryce calls for “Hot Food Hands”. He is so lost it takes him five minutes to sell one table.

by Rocket828 September 27, 2024

Hot jean

When your denims get warm

I was talking to a hot girl named Jean. She was quite vocal about how much she loves hot jean fresh from the dryer

by anonymous October 6, 2023