Thirsty hamster

Sucking a dick in the shower to achieve more hydration and to please your partner simultaneously

Oh you're going to shower. Im feelin like a thirsty hamster...

Dude she thirsty hamstered me last night.

by Littlemisssuccubus December 15, 2025

New Hampshire S’more

The sexual act of a man dropping a duece in a woman’s mouth, then receiving fellatio whilst the brown is still in her mouth. After ejaculation in said mouth, the woman will transfer the mixture into the man’s mouth before he proceeds to bird feed it into her honey hole.

Dude that girl was a freak in the sheets. She let me give her a new Hampshire s’more.

by MrF1sterbuttnstuf January 14, 2026

New Hampshire S’more

The sexual act of a man dropping a duece in a woman’s mouth, then receiving fellatio whilst the brown is still in her mouth. After ejaculation in said mouth, the woman will transfer the mixture into the man’s mouth before he proceeds to bird feed it into her honey hole.

Dude that girl was a freak in the sheets. She let me give her a new Hampshire s’more.

by MrF1sterbuttnstuf January 14, 2026

The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.

I gave her the wet hamster last night!

by Dannielio April 21, 2007

THE FLYING HAMMER

when one places elbow high into the air while jumping from high alittudes into an unexpecting audience or even a large crowd at a show or concert or just as some general tom foolery with friends

As i came upon the breakdown in the last notes of the song i applied the flying hammer to the heads of some unexpecting emo queers

by Paulie croosh July 12, 2007

feeding the hamster

The act of putting objects inside the male urethra.

See sounding

After feeding the hamster long enough you can fit a finger in there.

by C. Kret August 5, 2008

sumthin bout a hamsamich

To fill in a sentence,when there are no other words to describe the current situation. It is also commonly used to change the subject from the main point of of the conversation as a way of "getting out of the hot seat."

Person a: person b,when are you going to give me gas money?
Person b:huh?
person a: Huh!
person b: sumthin bout a hamsamich...
person a :o.0???
person b: =P
person a: Whatever man, just give it to me when you got it i guess...
person b: haha =)... ight den, i got u doe.
person a: yep.

by batsauce March 1, 2009