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Cake or pie? I can tell a lot about you by which one you pick. It may seem silly, but cake people and pie people are really different. I know which one I hope you are, but that's not for me to decide. So, what is it? Cake or pie?

The computer wouldn't start. She banged on the side and tried again. Nothing. She lifted it up and dropped it to the table. Still nothing. She banged her closed fist against the top. It was at this moment she saw the irony of trying to fix the machine with violence.

With six children in tow, Catherine raced to the airport departing gate. This wasn't an easy task as the children had other priorities than to get to the gate. She knew that she was tight on time and the frustration came out as she yelled at the kids to keep up. They continued to test her, pretending not to listen and to move in directions that only slowed them down. They had no idea the wrath they were about to receive when Catherine made it to the gate only to be informed that they had all missed the plane.

Then came the night of the first falling star. It was seen early in the morning, rushing over Winchester eastward, a line of flame high in the atmosphere. Hundreds must have seen it and taken it for an ordinary falling star. It seemed that it fell to earth about one hundred miles east of him.
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by BIG BROWN COCK January 13, 2022
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Callous Cock

A man who has a rough shaft or foreskin from overuse rubbing from constant fornication in the past.
Jenny says she always needs lubrication because her boyfriend has a callous Cock.
by Jackrabbitslim69 March 22, 2022
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Cock-ass

A fool so ignorant of his own stupidity, he might as well believe a cock is an ass.
"Louie, you cock-ass! You forgot to buy peanut butter!"

The candidate had the look for president, but when he opened his mouth, he sgood there babbling like a cock-ass.
by JosephL. June 25, 2020
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Cock Knuckle

When you're fucking your bitch and when she goes to sit back on that dick and then it snaps and the area where it snaps forms a hard tight knot and causes your dick to have a permanent bend in it.
"Dude, that bitch threw that ass back so hard, she gave me a cock knuckle."
by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018
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taint cock

It is a retarded chicken that was meant to be named tank top
The autistic cow said taint cock was his best friend.
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cock worthy

an inanimate object that is so hot you can dick it down
"DAYUM!! this tha new beamer? that shit is definitely cock worthy."
by anonymous August 5, 2022
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