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Sex

Something you or me will never receive
“You see that *beta* over there? Yeah he’s never gonna have sex
by imwhitefr May 8, 2024
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high-pitched sex sounding

making high-pitched sounds during sex like the richest female singers.
The Hollywood actress was high-pitched sex sounding during her scene in a film.
by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018
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sex story

see pts 1-3. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 4/??
sex story pt 4!!

he gets up, pulls his pants back around his boner, grabs a washcloth and wipes his face up not before wiping my pussy off. i get up off of his bed, legs trembling. 'c'mon, slowpoke!' he tells me as he grabs his bag.

i put my pants back on and as we get in the car i tell my dad 'sorry it took awhile, he couldn't find his phone, haha.' on the drive back to my place we're laid in the back seat making out aggressively hiding behing the middle row all the way home.

we're dropped off and immediately we go to my room. he falls over me, pushing me back onto my bed and starts making out with my while slowly and gently grinding his cock against my pussy through our clothes, whimpering as i feel his heart beating hard against mine. i reach down and run my finger under his waistband, pulling it down desperately. i feel him smirking while he's kissing me. he comes up and stands above me as i stare at his cock print before he pulls his pants off and slips his shirt off, as i sit up and take my top off. he reaches behind me and unhooks my bra as he starts to suck on my neck, moaning into my ear. he takes it off, pushes me back then takes my shorts and thoroughly-soaked panties. i reach through my legs and start to stroke his thick, veiny cock as it throbs in my hands.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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Bearded Sex Dwarf

A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis
Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf
by CRITABABE July 12, 2015
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Alaskan butt sex

We're two people will take one icicle and put it in both there butthole and start moving back and forth on it eachtime touching checks until both people have an ice burn surrounding there anus
My rear-end is cold and sore after our Alaskan butt sex yesterday
by Juice cake April 21, 2024
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Burger Sex

The action of putting a McDonalds plain cheeseburger on a papertowel holder and inserting it into your rectum. Leaving your bum smelling like a cheap grease trap for days on end.
Damn bro, im kinda horny and hungry. I’m gonna have some Burger Sex.
by AnalWeedEnjoyer April 29, 2022
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Sex Puppet

A person you can fuck whenever you want
Johnny has so many sex puppets, he can get laid whenever he wants.
by Thesster September 19, 2021
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