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by Unknown12248381727171734727272 April 16, 2023
Get the sexmug. When you go to homecoming with your boyfriend and have sex at the dance and then get a pregnancy scare
Gf mom: I’ll be picking u up soon
Gf: *starts crying bc she has to leave her bf*
Bf: we didn’t have a chance to hace sex
Gf : let’s go have sex rn before I leave
Gf: *starts crying bc she has to leave her bf*
Bf: we didn’t have a chance to hace sex
Gf : let’s go have sex rn before I leave
by Emy._.l0lxx March 4, 2023
Get the Sexmug. A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.
If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.
by QuacksO February 28, 2020
Get the Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sexmug. by H8Lv November 10, 2019
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Get the National phone sex daymug. i was desperate. i know my brother is home, but hes gaming. it'll be fine. i shut my bedroom door and strip, leaving nohting but my bra and thong on. i grab my vibrator and turn it on, rubbing it against my wet pussy. i try so hard not to moan, making sure my brother doesnt hear, but it feels so good. i can feel an orgasm coming and- UHHHHHHH. shit. my brother heard. i quickly run and try to hold the door closed, but hes so strong and opens it. i fall onto the floor, and my brother stares at my wet pussy and vibrater. before i can say anything, his dick goes hard. all of a sudden, we're making out. he starts grabbing my tits and massaging them. i slowly work my way down his body, licking everywhere until i reach his dick. i suck and suck until he cums in my mouth. we switch and hes licking my pussy, getting the right places. i cant take it anymore and shove his dick into my soaking pussy. he starts humping me. "YES, THERE. HARDER !!! HARDERRRRRRR!!!!!" he does as i say and goes harder. i can feel it coming, and at the same time we orgasm and cum. we lie in bed for a bit, making out, feeling pleased about our sex. "lets do it again" he says, and we do, better this time. we keep going and keep orgasming all night long until our parents come home. "see you tonight ;)" he whispers as he leaves my room
by sexydaddy69696969696 October 2, 2022
Get the sexmug.