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Balls Depp

When a male is in a legal battle with a female that he is expected to lose because of his gender, but then hard evidence comes in to show that he is in fact innocent. First it looked like the male was getting fucked, but in reality he is Balls Depp in the female, referring to the legal battle between Johnny Depp and Amber Turd.
"My wife is trying to get the kids because she claims that I am an alcoholic, however we have security cameras in our house that shows the opposite!" Said Frederik. "Wauw, you're Balls Depp in that bitch!" answered Jakob.

"Remember that time were Amber Turd was trying to destroy Johnny Depp because he was a man so no one would believe him?" "Yeah, boy were she wrong! He was actually Balls Depp in her! Legally"
by Mandasm May 24, 2022
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Indian Ball Jacuzzi

Have you ever seen those small Jacuzzis for your balls? Well its a bit like that. or at least it feels like that. The Indian Ball Jacuzzi is basically when you have cooked, eaten or handled spicy food (such as Indian food) or chilis, and then go to scratch or rearrange your balls without thinking before the chili has rubbed off your hands. Your balls basically feel like they are in an unbearable jacuzzi of with the temperature turned way up, and there is nothing you can do to take them out.
David: Hey man why are you moving around in your seat so much?

Josh: I cant help it, my testicles are in the Indian Ball Jacuzzi, I didn't give it enough time to rearrange my balls after making that curry we just ate.
by greenwhatevers August 31, 2021
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Ball Bonkers

The male equivalent of having a titty attack.
If i dont eat soon... Im going ball bonkers!
by sir deacon February 22, 2024
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Phone Balls

When your on the phone with your parents and a girl makes-out with your neck causing you to receive blue balls and not pay attention to the conversation.
Morgan gave me gnarly phone Balls!
by Burnsssss March 5, 2009
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Doctor Balls Dickington

A devious penis wielder who masquerades as a medical professional
I thought I was getting foot surgery but alas, it was Doctor Balls Dickington
by SassyBoyoooo July 12, 2020
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Croatian ball cuck

A highly deranged, borderline retarded individual who derives an inexplicable sense of pride or embarrassment from the idea of their testicles being inextricably tied to Croatian culture. This person may believe that their testicles hold secret Croatian heritage, and they dedicate their life to caring for them in overly elaborate ways—perhaps wearing Croatian-themed underwear, performing strange rituals like chanting soccer chants to their balls, or consulting a "ball priest" for spiritual guidance. The term cuck implies that they may also seek validation from others to prove their testicles are worthy of such cultural significance, often becoming overly possessive or competitive about who has the most "authentic" Croatian balls.
My dumbass neighbor is a Croatian ball cuck.
by V_d March 17, 2025
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poop ball

someone who’s very poopy
hannah is a HUGE poop ball
by hannahisapoopoopball January 23, 2021
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