kfc shit gravy

When a homeless person runs into a kfc and shits on the floor

Dude, this homeless guy just kfc shit gravyed right in front of me.

by KFC shit gravy February 13, 2021

cringe Mikey shit

A term used to refer to any sort of derogatory contexts that relate to right-wing authoritarianism, such as, but not limited to expressions of racism, sexism, bigotry, nationalism, submissiveness, conventionalism, and puritanism.

Person A: "That guy over there just reposted a WW2 meme"
Person B: "About?"
Person A: "About the Nazi concentration camps"
Person B: "That's such cringe Mikey shit"

by Letsmakegadgets October 18, 2021

80 Grit Shit

A brutally painful shit. Akin to shitting an 80 grit sandpaper wrapped turd. Typically leaves the ass busting a rhoid or two.

I need some salve on my ass after that 80 grit shit.

That 80 grit shit tore my ass up raw. Do you have a dab of Prep H?

by Dick Onchin July 11, 2021

flipping monkey shit

A slang term for a person going crazy over a small thing.

Guy 1: *going insane because he got killed in a game*
Guy 2: Dude, what the fuck?
Guy 3: Man is flipping monkey shit

by bruhmonke69 August 20, 2020

Shit, Shine, and Shave

The phrase used to tell someone that you are going to get ready for the day.

Friend 1: Are you still going to meet us for lunch in an hour?
Friend 2: Yeah I'll be there I just need to shit, shine, and shave.

by Waylon520 August 27, 2011

MTV Shit Shows

A show on MTV that did start, had one season, had episodes stopped being made, and was forgotten about.

Invincible is one of the many MTV Shit Shows.

by MrMeatwad33 August 1, 2010

cat shit sammich

What one ate while sleeping, that melts your eyebrows off when they breathe morning breath on you, upon first waking up.

Daaaamn baby, turn back over! Smells like you ate a cat shit sammich last night!

by Boymom1 August 29, 2017