Cock newbie

A man who has never sent a picture of his cock online.

Hey sexy send me a dick pic!
I can’t hun I am a cock newbie and am small.

by Rennystar February 20, 2019

Cock plug

When you stick your cock in a girls asshole while she is taking a shit

This girl was grinding on me and said she had to take a shit so I cock plugged her

by Ballsinurmouth87969 April 7, 2021

Cock pouch

The pouch that a dogs red rocket is held in.

“Omg Amy your dog’s cock pouch hangs so low”

by Cockpouch March 24, 2021

A yacht with a cock sucking robot

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

by The Double E September 10, 2023

Cock

A chicken

Carl: Want to see my cock
Jake: No dude
Carl: *shows picture of chicken

by POOPY CHECK December 4, 2020

Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.

Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”

by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021

Frozen Cock Sex

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Lets have frozen cock sex

by ☆★Marigold★☆ June 21, 2022