The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?
"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
by Emperor Joseph II November 20, 2017
A man named Jason Freeland whom has a Lord Dragon Cock. His cock has girth and is long. It roars, and breathes fire . It shoots super long , and says I am Lord Dragon Cock .
Top of the morning to you Lord Dragon Cock !
by Ultra Violet July 27, 2022
by Drfrankenstoner July 16, 2015
Extremely intense rainfall. The loud noise it makes hitting the roofs of buildings and cars sound like a pile of horse cocks was dumped on it.
by TPB fanatic April 21, 2025
by Cube21 March 07, 2015
A group of middle aged women get together talking about how much cock they had before they were married and how much cock they had on the side while married and how good it was and how thick and big that cock was compared to their lame ass husbands
Those plump old big butt older women spent all day talking cock about how much big cock they had back in their younger days and how much hot cock they had on the side when their lame ass no dick husbands were away. People passing by heard their conversation and were shocked by the raw language used about taking big cocks hard and fast before the husband got home.
by BigAssscholar March 17, 2022