Cock

slang for dick

Man: You want pepsi or coke?
Woman: I want your cock

by thebakercat69 March 28, 2021

No Cock No Talk

To simply put it if you don’t have a cock don’t talk about the experiences and struggles of men in a negative manner

Omg men are so timid at they have no feeling - Suzy

Omg shut the fuck up Suzy No Cock No Talk -Brian

by Her bestfriend who will always November 5, 2020

About To Die Cock

A tragically limp, lifeless-looking penis typically seen in moments of extreme vulnerability, such as during illness, sedation, or emotional defeat. Often associated with hospital gowns, bad lighting, and the loss of all dignity. Symbolizes the physical manifestation of "rock bottom."

"He was lying in that hospital bed, IV in his arm, gown half-open, revealing the saddest about to die cock I'd ever seen. It was like it had given up before he did."

by Julactus May 10, 2025

Cock

Long thing that is good

Cock

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ March 19, 2023

Cock tease

A girl who dresses or acts slutty or flirts with guys, just so she can either turn them down or try to accuse them of something; The type of girl who will get you in trouble

I’d stay away from her, she’s just a cock tease. That’ll get you in trouble.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023

Shaggers Cock

The implement/instrument used by someone holding the official capacity of a 'shagger'

Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans

'He wasn't feeling to good so he went to get a check up..

..he's only ended up with shaggers cock'

by The angry badger October 28, 2019

Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025