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White Woman Syndrome

Is exhibited when a person comes to believe, despite all evidence pointing to the contrary, that white women are the single most oppressed (in extreme cases believed to be the only oppressed) group of people in the world.
Man, J.K. Rowling has a real case of White Woman Syndrome.
by Naked_Grandma August 14, 2023
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Thin Finger Syndrome

The change of one's human body, whom fingers may be exceedingly distraught and over-grown. TFS (Thin Finger Syndrome) has been linked to many body dysfunctions, tied to pale skin, greasy head or hair strands, excessive hyperpigmentation, and even social anxiety. Majority of TFS cases have been linked to an extraordinarily large thumb limb.
Wow, Joshua's fingers are extremely long, you might have TFS, a rare case of large fingers that look like spaghetti.

Guys, my friend Josh has Thin Finger Syndrome. It is a special condition!
by Thin Finger Syndrome October 21, 2025
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Klaw Syndrome

an inflated ego with a fragile sense of self. uses manipulative tactics (such as gaslighting) to control their friends. a person with klaw syndrome is unable to handle ego injury and will go out of theirway to avoid this or seek revenge for this. they tend to be emotional abusers, or similar. they also tend to live in a fantasy land where they deserve only the best and their actions are justified; they also like to re-write history to suit their needs. klaw syndrome can be closely linked to Narcissism disorder
Klaw Syndrome ?!?!?! This is Defamation against my name!!! you need EVIDENCE to prove this buddy.
by dinglebarry handpump June 23, 2025
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multiple tit syndrome

a retarded ass wikipedia admin added this to wikipedia
1. she has multiple tit syndrome
by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023
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Univision syndrome

Also known as the "Telemundo syndrome/effect", it is a mysterious ailment that affects a number of Latinos living in the US for a long time (either as immigrants or naturals) and that causes a very peculiar
symptom in them, by which they talk in English with an extremely weird accent (which is not the traditional Latino accent that you might hear in a character from a comedy, such as South Park) that sounds like they are trying so hard to imitate the original American English accent.

When you hear it, you might not recognize it as an accent at first, but rather as a way of spelling things. This kind of English sounds like the speaker's tongue is partially numb by dental anesthesia, hence depriving it of its normal movement capabilities, making the words sound smeared, flattened in the high vowels, and phonetically undeveloped, with vowels sounds usually heard being forced down to the mid spectrum: "eh" and "oh" sound. For example: "Nevada" sounds like "Neh-veh-räh", "Samsung" sounds like "Mzem-zem", "America" sounds like "Oh-meh-rreh-koh".

The name "Univision syndrome/effect" comes from the fact that if you tune highly Americanized Latino TV channels such as Univisión or Telemundo, you will often encounter people in shows and ads that speak in such a peculiar way, but it is actually a phenomenon that manifests outside the TV studios too, among everyday Latino Joes and Janes.
Univision syndrome symptoms:

—¡Hola mija, Dios mio, qué de tiempo, al fin nos vemos!
—Ven mamá dejame llevalte a comel al "Petzah hät" del "damn tehwm"
—¡Ay mija, ¿vas drogada? ¿Por qué hablas así?!
by J. J. B. Bravo March 23, 2023
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OculusSodiumHypochlorite-Syndrome

Something that is so cursed that it gives you the urge to bleach your eyes.
"Ew this house is gross"
"Yea it gives me OculusSodiumHypochlorite-Syndrome"
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Call of Duty Syndrome

a. A symptom that usually plagues males between the ages of 10 and 30 causing them to be unable to disassociate the game "Call of Duty" from reality. The game "Call of Duty when chronically played can cause a disorder of the mental process including a state of confusion, personality changes and impaired reasoning.

b. Those who play "Call of Duty" in a persistent and recurring way tend to start believing that they are part of a military organization, With their mental state in disarray they tend to believe what they do in game is all real and that they have actually done the feats that their avatar or character in game has accomplished.
Example a. Excerpt taken from real person suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome who threatened a YouTube personality

a. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Baaddd ShIT👎👎👎 👎, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)👌👀. I am trained in 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 warfare and I’m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌."

Example b. Person(s) talking about suffering perosn(s)

b. "Tim lost it, he is always on the look out for IED's and told me that he has over 300 confirmed kills with an RPG, yet he has never been in the military... I think Tim is suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome or COD Syndrome."
by Braotis July 23, 2016
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