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sex and god

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced
1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"

2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014
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sex

something parents do at nigh all you hear is yes daddy and moannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
the sex i had last night was so hard and yummy
by seggsy momma March 21, 2022
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Sex

Person 1- Bro when was the last time you had sex?
Person 2- ....a few months ago...
Person 1- You get no bitches.
by beyoncé October 13, 2022
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undeniable sex

the art of being so in love you are unable to deny the practice of sexual intercourse.
kylie: um chloe do you think at this point jen and landon are just having undeniable sex?
chloe: for sure, they don’t even enjoy it
by camixstylinson June 12, 2021
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Gay group sex

What a bunch of guys do when they’re all horny. Sometimes a circle jerk, sometimes a gangbang.

The locker room was often filled with completely naked guys, whipping each other with towels and doing the helicopter with their dicks. Ryker decided he wanted to have more fun. He laid a towel down on a bench and got on top of it so that he was facing up. He grabbed Lance and Peter by their cocks and began jerking them off at a relatively fast pace. Corbin, often referred to as the leader (possibly because of his 8 inch dick compared to the other boys’ 4 and 5 inches), got the memo and shoved the first 3 inches of his dick down Ryker’s throat. Ryker took Corbin’s dick out of his mouth to tell Steven and Aiden to suck his nipples. Ben, a lanky boy with a 7 inch dick got between Ryker’s legs and began thrusting into his ass. Ryker let out a cry of pleasure, barely feeling the pain (that wasn’t the first time something that big was in his hole), then a gasp as he felt a wetness around his own cock. Chris, one of the smallest boys on the team, had started sucking off Ryker and had almost all of it down. Nico, feeling left out, got behind Ben, who was now going even faster, and began rubbing his own 5 incher between Ryker’s feet. He didn’t have a foot fetish, but he did realize that it felt pretty goddamn good, almost like a hand. The locker room was filled with the moans of the boys and the sound of their balls slapping together and cum squirting out.
Eventually, Ben pulled out of Ryker, leaving a gaping hole, and Corbin took his dick out of Ryker’s mouth. Ryker felt like his jaw was locked, but Corbin felt like he had just gotten his dick enlarged from the way that Ryker had been sucking on his dick. The other boys slowly “detached” themselves from Ryker, leaving him on the bench. He had passed out from the pleasure. They decided to leave him with a gift. They gathered around him in a circle, each reaching for the cock of the guy to the right of them, and began jerking each other off. They all came quickly, despite their 20 minute gay group sex session right before. They covered Ryker with cum so that he looked like his sun screen hadn’t been rubbed in. They knew no one would be suspicious of it, because lots of them had stayed to watch. All in all, they felt amazing. They wanted to do it again, but surprisingly, Corbin said that he wanted to be the one lying down this time. Nico smiled inwardly, as he had been wanting to fuck Corbin since he joined the team.
Thanks for reading! I hope you got to cum.
by Call 429-256-9562 February 13, 2024
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Sex in Marivaux

A drink
Combination of:
Vodka
Beer
Tonic

Made by Tom and Guli
(Also RP and Josh)
Could I get a Sex in Marivaux?
by RP & Josh October 8, 2023
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National sex day

People in or out of relationships fuck on this day, everybody gets laid on this day
Hey it’s National sex day, wanna come over?
by Hdsrjhfddhjbfdd May 23, 2022
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