Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

Best response to being punched. Ever.

Guy #1: *Punches Guy #2 in the face*
Guy #2: "Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this."

by liMPiNMEdiC January 6, 2008

I don't why she just threw that at me

What singer Justin Bieber said after he got pelted by a water bottle on the head.

Ow! That didn't feel good. I don't why she just threw that at me.

by Tazz69 August 11, 2010

one eye open when i am sleepin

Its when you have one eye open when you are sleepin. One eyeeeeeee

one eye open when i am sleepin, one eyeeeeee

by VroomVroomVroomVroomVroom October 6, 2021

H A N D M I L K

When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.

Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.

by Numme February 8, 2019

you know how i know you're gay?

1- The preferred method of asking someone if they are aware of the signs and tell-tale indications that make another aware of the person in question's homosexuality. This phrase was made famous in the movie, 'The 40-Year Old Virgin'.

PAUL: "You know how I know you're gay?"
GREG: "How?"
PAUL: "Because you have a triangle rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, 'I like balls in my face.'"
GREG: "That's gay!?"

by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007

CAN I PUT MAH BALLS IN YO JAWWW

BALLS IN YO JAWWW

“hey lmao CAN I PUT MAH BALLS IN YO JAWWW???”

by i_stan_erik_danielsson69420 June 15, 2021

i have no idea whats going on right now

from the show South Park...as said by Towlie

"I'm so stoned, I have no idea whats going on right now."

by patty108 March 21, 2005