Why the utter FUCK are you looking this shit up on a damn dictionary site?! You expect me to write a whole porn story for you to jerk off to!? Go on pornhub for fucks sake!
by ElliotTheCatBoy March 16, 2025
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by Roberto lugi March 17, 2025
Get the having sex with a door mug.At a trailer house in Tennessee, there were two girls, Amelia and Lucia. They were on the couch watching TV. Lucia was bored and said she want to have lesbian sex, so Amelia agreed and both of them went into the bed and do their disgusting acts like fingering each other, 69, and etc. they think the act was so good that they recorded their nasty act and published it on porn hub. And then in the narrow roads of Grenada, a corrupted young man named Jeremy, was watching the video with Amelia and Lucia on his phone and wasn’t paying attention, his phone was connected to the speaker system of his Honda fit, and the disgusting noises of the two girls saying “Suck me all night and make me cum”. Blasted through his speakers, He was so focused on his phone and jerking off his small black PP (or his clit) and with the porn video that he collided into many vehicles, and then still distracted on his phone, he flew off a cliff and plunged into a dirty lagoon.
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by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025
Get the Lesbian sex mug.part one of this sex story. i was showing my friend, aiden, around my house. “and here is my bedroom.” i showed him, “not very big .”
“you have a large bed though.” he said
“yeah, its a queen bed.” i reply.
he slams my door and pushes me on my bed and climbs on top of me “aiden, what are you doing?!” i exclaim
“you’ll see.” he grins
he begins to dry hump me. “i know you like this.” he says
i try to push him off but he doesn’t budge. he does this for a few minutes before he gets off of me. “what was that about!” i yell
he doesn’t respond and just looks around my room. he picks up my robe string and ties my arms to my bed board. he takes of his shirt then his pants, just leaving his boxers on. i try to scream but remember my parents are at his house with his parents. aiden starts to french kiss me. i feel his tongue explore my mouth with no hesitation. he stops and then takes off my pants and shirt, leaving my lacy bra and thong on. then he takes off my thong and starts eating me out. i moan slightly. “i knew you liked this.” he says.
aiden hits my clit and i moan louder. then he stops and takes off my bra revealing my massive tits. he starts suck my left nipple. i moan louder than ever. “s-s-stop, please” i stutter.
“ i don't think so we are just getting started” he replies.
aiden stops then takes off his boxer revealing his 9 inch long 3 inch wide dick. he takes his dick to my mouth forcing me to suck it. i throat all 9 inches before he removes it from my mouth.
“you have a large bed though.” he said
“yeah, its a queen bed.” i reply.
he slams my door and pushes me on my bed and climbs on top of me “aiden, what are you doing?!” i exclaim
“you’ll see.” he grins
he begins to dry hump me. “i know you like this.” he says
i try to push him off but he doesn’t budge. he does this for a few minutes before he gets off of me. “what was that about!” i yell
he doesn’t respond and just looks around my room. he picks up my robe string and ties my arms to my bed board. he takes of his shirt then his pants, just leaving his boxers on. i try to scream but remember my parents are at his house with his parents. aiden starts to french kiss me. i feel his tongue explore my mouth with no hesitation. he stops and then takes off my pants and shirt, leaving my lacy bra and thong on. then he takes off my thong and starts eating me out. i moan slightly. “i knew you liked this.” he says.
aiden hits my clit and i moan louder. then he stops and takes off my bra revealing my massive tits. he starts suck my left nipple. i moan louder than ever. “s-s-stop, please” i stutter.
“ i don't think so we are just getting started” he replies.
aiden stops then takes off his boxer revealing his 9 inch long 3 inch wide dick. he takes his dick to my mouth forcing me to suck it. i throat all 9 inches before he removes it from my mouth.
by anonymous March 25, 2025
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Hannah and Joanna decided to go to the club because they were board and saw their crushes, Jake and Michael. Hannah decided to wink at Jake which turned him on
Hannah and Joanna decided to go to the club because they were board and saw their crushes, Jake and Michael. Hannah decided to wink at Jake which turned him on
And Joanna blowed a kiss to Michael, the girls could see the bulges in the boys pants and brought them to the public bathroom and started to have sex doggy style when their friends Emily and Josh walked in and decided to join in and after 10 minutes they all went out and drinked.
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