Sex Bragger

One who brags about how much sex they have

Sex Bragger: I have lots of sex. You have no sex.
(everyone claps)

by O' Chungus February 1, 2024

sex

SOMEONE PLEASE JUST PUT THERE DICK INSIDE ME IM SO FUCKING HORNY

sex, im a gay cis male, 100 pounds with a 5 inch dick girthy and its so pretty and pink for daddy... please i beg someone i need some cock in my ass im so horny

by BreedingMySexyFuckToyForMommy October 10, 2023

desperate sex

When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.

Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.

by AndyLockhart August 10, 2016

sex

What every internet stranger had with my mom

My mom brings home her new boyfriend to meet me. “Hello Alex,” he says. “Or do you prefer the name 𝑥_𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑥𝑥?“

“Madman772?” I say, my voice dripping with fear.
“Thats right,” His smile was sinister — his tone powerful. “I told you I’d have sex with your mom, 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛’𝑡 𝐼?“ I let out a scream of pure primal terror.

by I am a heccin egg July 4, 2022

virgin sex

We only have been dating a week, but things were already getting steamy, but I am a virgin and will only allow him to 69. Did he just put an explosive in my hoo ha? Woah, it did not even hurt.

"I like virgin sex. I get free explosives. But I can never find them after we finish."

by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

Sex

Sex, means to hug someone why would i lie ask your mom or dad if he didn't get milk

Me "Hey, wanna have sex teach?"

Teach "Sure!!"

by my long schlong jr November 5, 2021

Sex

To stick your dick in a vigina and to make cum and to bang on your girl if you're looking this up you just want to get a boner and have no sex life

My Daddy and I had really big sex.
Me- It's sex time daddy!!!
Daddy- Time to cum to papa!
Me-UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dad- Cum is Yum
Me- Oh yes daddy

by straightgang4life March 14, 2022