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The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
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Hey do you know Aron
Are you talking about Aron Big Ballin
Yeah that guy he is so hot and sexy
I agree with you but i aint gay tho
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A guy jacks off on to a piece of toast in front of his girlfriend and she eats it for breakfast the next morning
I gave April the big Aussie breaky this morning
by La Rouge July 28, 2022
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my cat pumpkin after he ate so loud i woke up
"that big cheek hoe is in here again."
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by Baby Boi Brendan February 25, 2022
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when a huge 8 inch or longer penis ejaculates and the penis tip is covered in cum so you cant see the actual dick, only white gooey goodness.
My foot-long always gets big wetwillies when i tug the turkey watching Ariana Grande porn.
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