champagne dog bath

a waste of money and/or resources

That Temu trampoline sure was a champagne dog bath.

by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025

Higher than bathroom chicken

A state of mind usually induced by large amounts of drugs, more so than when one is deemed higher than giraffe pussy, resulting in decisions analogous to taking a 5 year old chicken found randomly loitering at a gas station where chickens are not usually found, taking said chicken home and locking it up in the upstairs bathroom of your house where it proceeds to shit all over everything for several days, making an impossible mess to clean up 2 days prior to a lease renewal inspection.

Hey, why is he so mad? Shit man, his girl got higher than bathroom chicken and he trying to move.

by Two-handed anaconda October 20, 2025

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese woman in her grandmas bathroom

Cooper was a victim of the grandmas bathroom

by 1dk123456789 October 22, 2025

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese girl in her grandmas bathroom

He was a victim of the grandmas bathroom

by 1dk123456789 October 23, 2025

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy got a handjob from a fat girl in her grandmas bathroom

You hear about the grandmas bathroom with cooper apparently it sounded like macaroni sounds

by 1dk123456789 October 23, 2025

Nigeroid Maitim Batok

Negrotic/Nigeroid Maitimic Batok (NMB)

Its a new slang phrase and it defines someone dark, with a bit of the bigger stature(body size) and has of above average looks.

"Kristoff is the definition of an NMB"
"Kristoff is Nigeroid Maitim Batok for sure!"

by Dr. Gex Say October 28, 2025

August 14- batjokes day

Batjokes, a pairing between Batman and the joker, a ship between the two.

It now has its very own day.

"Batjokes Day" is an unofficial fan-created celebration held annually on August 14. It is a day for fans of the "Batjokes" (Batman/Joker slash) ship to share their appreciation and fan-made content.

“Happy batjokes day!” “Happy august 14- batjokes day!”

by Alexanderlight8 November 24, 2025