sex football

A style of play that is beautiful to watch with no shithousery. It is like football porn.

Wow, Manchester City are playing sex football!
Who doesn't love a bit of sex football?

by ajkl19 July 28, 2018

fudge sex

Sex with teachers who look like Lauren jauregui or sex with a vampire gardener #bbcwildlife #ifuckedyobitch

"Fudge sex"

by Jacky sucks June 5, 2017

Sex

To have sexual intercourse

Can I have sex with you?

by Dictionary0003 May 21, 2022

one sex

When you text your crush one sec but instead your finger slipped and you didn’t notice quick enough therefore you sent it. Congratulations she now thinks you are a pervert!

Alright, just give me one sex

by sigmaboy December 4, 2024

oral sex

it’s like sex.. just with mouth

do you want to have oral sex?

by faygo appreciation August 12, 2021

Sex audition

When you're smashing for the first time and gotta perform well to lock down that relationship.

I’m nervous about my sex audition. I like this person and want them to think I know how to fuck.

by Craterdome September 27, 2024

Sex

Sex is like math. Subtract the cloths, Add to the bed, Divide the legs, Multiply the people!

Woman: Wanna do some math later after class?
Man: isn't that just sex?
Woman: more then that

by _______okA__ August 30, 2021