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Gay bowling ball

A person called Jamie Wright who has a round ass head
by Tom dim May 25, 2018
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Balls

Balls -- When you are 18 you attend college out of state and you meet some kids from Chicago you tell you about a trick. The trick is you claim you lost your Drivers License and your home state will send you an official document with a state water seal and the state you are in along with your student body card will issue you another idea.

If the birth date changes on the form with a state seal the issuing state of state of new ID license will give you one with what ever the birth date is on the state seal. So with the magic of hair spray and a cue tip and purchasing an old type writer you become 21 from 18 by taking thenew improved document to the DMV
Balls -- Balls part comes in when you have a Fake ID and you are 19 but the ID is attached to your real social security number you get a job tending bar. W-2's and W-9's so you tend bar and you ask men for their ID you reject some of them because they can produce any back up and you are the responsible Bartender. Then teh women come in and no questions asked. If the men I reject only knew I was 19.
by RustlerHustler December 6, 2011
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Birthday balls

When its your birthday idk pixel didnt specify it he was peicing someone up and he said thats what birthday balls are
"Full priced " " that right their is what I like to call birthday balls niiiigaaa"
by Thebigdoge June 24, 2022
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Extinction Balls

Extinction balls are what a man is left with after a vasectomy. If we relied upon these balls to propagate the human species it would cause extinction of the species.

Latin: extinctio sphera
random guy: Hey dude how are your balls doing
dude: Not bad but I think I will change them to extinction balls, the child support bills are too big.
by the bestestestest person ever November 3, 2020
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Cock and ball tortilla

Honey I have a cock and ball tortilla

Nice
by lebumdum March 7, 2022
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Red Balls

The opposite of blue balls.

When a male has ejaculated so much that he experiences pain or tenderness in his testicles; this may occur the next day.
My balls hurt.

Is it blue balls?
No, I think it's the opposite.

Red balls?
Yeah, I have red balls.
by Revelcer June 8, 2018
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Cock n' ball

Cock AND ball!
by Cock andballs November 28, 2022
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