As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021

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joe balls

a good practical joke.

ofa man: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Billie jean: ayo flool joe got hit by a bussin bus

bofa man: who's joe
Billie jean: joe balls.
bofa man: *dies*

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Grollf Ball

A drinking game where you are to stand in any configuration chosen for the game. (Best to be played in the garage) For every two people present in the game one golf ball must be used. For every grollf ball bounce missed you must drink. If you catch two grollf balls at one time then the opponents that bounced them must drink. If a apponent is to miss the two grollf balls bounced to he/she then they must take two drinks. Tips: Circle configuration, Smooth pavement, golf balls, lots of beer, psyche bounces, palm touch passes .

Hey Matt
Yea
You have the beer.
Yea
You have the grollf balls. (golf balls)
Yea
You bring the ladies
Yea

by Patch74 May 14, 2011

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Balls

Person 1: balls
Person 2:balls

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Balls

The miss understood term for food/eyes

“Randy, get your balls on my face right now”
“Damiem stole and is licking my balls”
“Balls can spot and instantly look at a person.)
“Lick my balls. Ok I’ll eat your popcorn chicken.”
“Someone ate my balls!”
“Ahh! My balls! I can’t see!”

by Ligmabawzdaby November 13, 2020

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