diarrhea doo doo nigga balls

When you stuff yo nuts in a girls ass and she diarrhea shits them out

Yo bro I was at the New York Holocaust museum and I got a diarrhea doo doo nigga balls in the bathroom.

by SissyJulia March 11, 2024

cock and balls

A term you shout when old women drive through the Walmart isle on their mobility scooters, and you as a YouTube prankster jump out of a rubbermaid trash can, which you put in the middle of the isle, to scare their ass

Old woman: “who the hell put this fucker in the middle of the isle”
Zach the prankster: “COCK AND BALLS”
Old woman: “Damn you sonny, if I still used tampons, I’d need a new one about now”

by Bike Lovin’ mf August 28, 2024

Balls to the walls

an exclamation meaning when your balls are stapled to the wall and you use it when you are in great pain or very angry about something.

Guy1: did you study for the test!
Guy2: balls to the walls I forgot!!!

by Biff the cliff December 23, 2015

pulled the balls on you

taken advantage and abused you (not physically, mentally or emotionally) psychologically-in terms of manipulation-as well as maybe financially and you were too ignorant or gullible to realize it while it was happening

beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say

by Sexydimma October 9, 2016

Shit-balls

When you dicked her down so good in the ass that when you fuck her in her twat she shits all over your balls. In this case, shit-balls are a positive thing.

"Shit-balls!" Mike exclaimed as he came all over Kelly Ripa's face.

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones March 12, 2023

ball nafer

Someone who attempts to eat/bite off their own testicles / nuts. (Not the penis)

Jimmy: "My cousin is a ball nafer!"
Glen: "Are you for real?
Jimmy: "Yeah, no joke.. saw it with my own eyes"
Glen: "He must have been very horny to try something like that"
Jimmy: "He wasn't horny, he was really mad..."
Glen: "........"
Jimmy: "......."
Glen: "What the fuck?"

by SalsaDaddy May 24, 2018

Balls to the wall

According to my mom it’s when someone (especially a male) goes full ham and therefore is spread eagle on the wall getting frisked by a police officer

We are going balls to the wall tonight and may end up in jail!

by Yuni Drako October 13, 2018