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Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS)

A modern condition caused by excessive exposure to TikTok, Reels, or short-form content, leading to mental “brainrot”—characterized by a cluttered mind filled with useless trivia, viral sounds, and fleeting dopamine hits. Symptoms include decreased attention span, compulsive scrolling, and quoting random TikTok audios unironically.
I needed to study for the finals tomorrow, but instead, I was scrolling on TikTok and IG Reels for several hours because my Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) was flaring up. Now I can’t stop humming random TikTok audios while panicking about my notes.

My Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) kicked in hard last night. I spent four hours watching IG Reels about cats instead of finishing my project.
by Aflbck December 19, 2024
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sausage syndrome

When a girl/girls appear much more attractive than they actually are, due to a low volume of girls compared to a high volume of guys.
Guy 1: "Man, Jessica looks hot tonight."
Guy 2: "Bro, she's 200 pounds overweight. You just have sausage syndrome because she's the only girl here."
by HanktheBankroll December 20, 2015
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Mario Syndrome

When a person has to 1 UP any story you tell, no matter if it's something big, small, celebratory, or traumatic.
You know that girl, Sarah? I swear she has Mario syndrome. I can't tell her a single thing without her sharing her own experience.
by anonymous June 3, 2023
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Saggy middle syndrome

The vacuous middle of a story where stuff just happens for no reason. It's just filler at best.

There are no stakes or motivations. Just murder and death. Eventually a cool pay off in the end.
Bleach is a cool anime but the story wears itself thin to the point of saggy middle syndrome.
by Chevyman95 September 29, 2021
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lilMan syndrome

a very common condition in most males ages 11-21 . a syndrome in which a male does things he doesn’t know he’s doing (cheating) . this syndrome causes males to see no problem in the shit they do . niggas just do the shit and expect you to be okay with it . this syndrome may also cause a male to act violently or aggressively when told he has this syndrome.
Ethan has lilMan syndrome that’s why we are here today your honor .
by niggabasher101 July 3, 2018
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Life Blood Syndrome

A syndrome that usually appears in empath people (me), If I compliment people that are royal to me, I always will know whether they're consumption and know their heartbeat but it's hard to say if they're old it'll kill me if I read two people heart beats at the same time.
Shadow, I know you're consuming because I have the third curse I don't tell you it's called Life Blood Syndrome can you please stop saying I'm going to bang my mom
by IsMeNaroth January 25, 2022
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nosaj syndrome

A critical condition in which a guy likes to whack his dick off of inanimate objects, such as household appliances, steering wheels, tables, etc.
My boyfriend keeps whacking his dick off of the kitchen table, I think he has Nosaj syndrome!
by SeñorSauce June 18, 2017
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