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when monkey and monkey are ta fart school and touch each others poogina's
I went to the school and saw monkey sex gay
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Sex Vegan

Also "sexual vegan", "dick vegan" or similar.

A gynophile (heterosexual) man. Someone who doesn't like (man-)meat, and is often, but not always, compulsively averse to animal proteines, gyms and stable relationships.
1.) Straight men are like the vegans of sexual orientations.

2.) How do you know if a man is a Sex Vegan? - Don't worry, he'll tell you.
by kaesesocke June 2, 2019
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sex party 100

an indicative noun used to describe how horny a group of friends are feeling. the number is changeable; the higher the number, the hornier all of you are.
"Bro, sex party 100 rn man im damn turned on"

"SEX PARTY 99999 YOOOOO"
by biscoffbutterman November 25, 2020
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Battle of the Sexes

An event thrown by the UH Alphas gives students a space to debate hot takes, argue popular topics, and voice their opinions.

Usually hosted during Alpha week or UH Homecoming.
Dakota: Hey are you going to Battle of the Sexes?

Jake: Yeah, I have to put the "As a man" comments to rest.
by AlphaGuy1971 October 10, 2022
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Germ sex

Some who has sex when there corona
Aidan did germ sex last night and he is now dead. Germ sex.
by Aidan their September 4, 2020
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Sex

by MemeguyYT June 5, 2022
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sex

it was a cold winter night and jack and mia wanted to have sex for the first time, jack finished his hot cocoa and called mia from the master bedroom. he screamed up the stairs *come down here right now, i hope u r horny*
she races down the stairs while quickly yanking her bra and underwear off, yelling *fuck me daddy,fuck me now* and gives him a blowjob. he cums all in her face moaning like hell when he got suprised by mia getting on top and pushing the dick in her pussy and moaning so hard that one thing led to another and they had sex.

*few days later*
mia: babe u know how we had sex? i think the condom broke because im pregnant
jack: ooh um bbg i was just horny... like i am now. sex- LOOK WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE BECAUSE U R A LONLEY SOUL WHO IS MASTURBATING. JUST GO ON PORNHUB AND SEARCH BIG TIT BABE ROUGH SEX.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO I WANT TO HAVE SEX NOW
by ilovepussybcimalesbian July 23, 2023
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