Zerotard

A person who writes a blog that nobody reads, thus 0 comments are made.

Hi, I am a Zerotard and nobody reads my blog :(

This Blog has 0 comments. How Zerotarded.

by DS-Schism November 9, 2006

Zeromus

The Final Boss of Final Fantasy IV. He/it/they is/are the incarnation of hatred, risen from the corpse of Zemus. At first he/it/they appears as a blue, ghost-like entity, but transforms in to a hideous monstrosity, complete with hideous monster wang, in the final battle. His/its/their favorite attack is Big Bang, and that's terrible.

Zeromus returns as a summon in Final Fantasy XII and Final Fantasy Tactics A2.

During the battle with Zeromus, you need Rosa to heal your party after every Big Bang attack, or you'll wind up with a game over.

by Everbound Venvel January 25, 2009

zeroed

To be defeated or nullified by someone or something. Its history stems from low-level programming where memory is often filled with zeros before use. It may be used as synonym for more tired terms such as pwned.

"Dude, you just got zeroed by that left-handed albino midget!"

OR

"I was zeroed by that nub's zerg rush, kekeke."

by miknight August 9, 2006

Zero1

British teen who thinks he runs the Web site www.mess.be, but merely just setup the forum which is mainly made up of spamming and kids bitching at each other, and doesn't bother to do a thing about it.

Zero1 gave the most prolific forum n00bs moderating powers and destroyed a great community.

by dwergs April 13, 2005

zero1

Big headed and nerdy kid who tends to piss everyone off with his ignorant comments. (troll)

zero1: BLAH BLAH BLAH
Bob: Go back to your damn cage! :@

by Robert April 6, 2004

zeroy

To staple another person's face to a wall.

J. Marv zeroyed H. Roh's face. It was quite painful.

by Hancakes February 13, 2010

Zeromatrix

The place you reach if you hit rock bottom and start digging.

An ultimate level of fail theorized only to exist if the wachowski brothers were to make a new matrix prequel starring Keanu 'strokevictim' Reeves and the Jedward twins.

A gangbanged prisoner forced to swallow the condom is at rock bottom. The prison guard who has to go through his blood-streaked poop to retrieve it for DNA evidence has reached the zeromatrix.

by Fragmastersyounab December 11, 2009