suicide virgin

Someone who has never killed themselves before

She said she was going to hang herself but I doubt it since she's a suicide virgin.

by novirgin January 23, 2011

super virgin

A virgin who has also not given nor received oral or anal sex, hasn't even got to third base.
Usually applies to young males.

We haven't had sex yet, but at least I'm not a super virgin anymore.

by TheMonger May 24, 2006

virgin mobile

N. Adj. The worst of the worst phone service. The bars are ALWAYS on low, and in the middle of class when you are in the building, it BEEPS to let you know how bad the signal is. Mine beeps all the time. Pretty much the WORST company. The only good thing about it is the real ringtones which may I add are about 5 bucks each.

Virgin Mobile rips people off.

by Stevepower November 26, 2006

virgin porn

something that i find hilarious. why? i have a few reasons
number one-virgins are bad in bed. its unrealistic, i dont want a girl who doesnt know what she is doing, i want a girl that can turn me inside out and REALLY make me happy
number 2-they arent virgins. its that simple. a good girl who never had sex before doesnt all of a sudden decide to be in a porno.
number 3-these girls know what they are doing most of the time. they know how to move their body, how to give blowjobs, everything. plain and simple, it aint real.

virgin porn is the lamest porn of them all. that being said, its still porn and is awesome.

by arch king November 5, 2005

de-virginize

To take away someone's virginity

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Nothing much, I'm just gonna de-virginize this one girl.
Person 1: Good luck with that...

by LAURENNNNN March 15, 2008

Virgin Micheál

A lad who jokes about his virginity to cope with the inevitable doom of him being a virgin forever.

The male version of Virgin Mary

“Jayus that lad is a pure Virgin Micheál, look at his beard”

by Micheál/Michael January 9, 2019

Super virgin

A person who will never get pussy

You know gage jaques and Dominic ficuciello, those guys are super virgins

by Capt wsa July 2, 2015