vegan

A vegan is a person who doesn't partake in any animal feasting or animal wearing, basically anything to do with harming animals. Which is totally stupid because as a meat eater my guilt and human self importance won't allow me to agree and allow them to win. So I will disagree with new information about how veganism is healthy and stick to ~facts~ about meat eating. The buddhists are stupid weak fools for not eating meat, shaolin monks got nothing but illusions and fake tricks, they've got no ~real~ strength cause they don't eat meat! Never mind the fact that most abbatoir workers become vego after. And I have a highe chance of getting cancer as a meat eater.

John: I'm a vegan

Daniel: You're an idiot trend follower. Its all a stupid hippie californian thing

John: Damn hippie surfing california buddhist monks I'm not vegan anymore because killing for no reason and getting cancer from diseased animals from abbatoirs and farms of bad condition... rulezzzzz!

Daniel: True that

by maddiezzrooolzzz February 9, 2008

vegan Nazis

A member of PETA.

Vegan Nazis are usually jackasses.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

Vegan

One who tries not to eat ANY animal products, not even milk or cheese.

I've never seen a vegan around.

by Shawn B. June 9, 2003

vegan

lack of b12 dickhead grass munching grass stealing CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Worldwide meme

Plops Magrops

oi stop eating my grass you fucking non protein lack nof b12 vegan fuck

IF YOU SEE A VEGAN BASH THEM!!!!!!

by xX69AdriansSloppySeconds69Xx May 9, 2019

Vegan

Sucking dick badly. Referring to how protein from a mans semen come from humans, which are animals, vegans cannot have products from animals.

Dude, that girl was being vegan last night

by hammertime03131987 March 31, 2009

Las Vegas

A place where people living outside of Vegas and think that you can bang hookers and get a lot of money by gambling. People think that this place is highly dangerous to be at, but it's not. Las Vegas is the 2nd most lazyest city because of Drug Dealers, fat people, and drug addicts.

Tourist: Let's go to Bellagio or Fremont in Las Vegas and get drunk and streak and fuck hookers in the public!

Other Tourist: Fuck yea!

by Ninja X February 7, 2009

Vegas Baby

The 9-month end result of "what happens in Vegas;" Usually awareness of the Vegas Baby does not occur until a few weeks after you've left Vegas.

I went to Nevada and all I got was this dumb Vegas Baby.

by case42 March 19, 2010