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videograph

A term used by diaper-wearing ninnies when they mean to say "videotape" or "videorecording"
Ninny: "I'm going to videograph myself singing Lady in Red"

Guy: "Videograph? What's that?"

Ninny: "Well, we don't use tapes anymore, do we? So if it's digital, you should say "videograph"in order to be more correct."
videograph by goatbrains April 19, 2009
A new artistic visual and auditory medium with 2 rules:
1. What you see is what you hear (no lip-syncing for instruments or voice).
2. If you hear it, at some point you see it (no hidden sounds).

Invented by Jack Conte and Nataly Dawn of the YouTube band Pomplamoose.
In one of Pomplamoose's VideoSongs, you can tell that they made a voice effect by recording the voice on a cell phone and then playing it back, because they show the phone in the video.
VideoSong by MeVexatPede September 11, 2011

Watching Videos 

to be deep in thought or daydreaming about random thoughts or ideas (particularly music video choreographies and dance routines.) Although physically present; the individual is mentally unavailable and often VirginiaWolfing.
Roman heard the new Janet Jackson single and has now mentally left our presence while he is Watching Videos about all his ideas for the song's choreography.
Watching Videos by Carnitos August 17, 2008
1. A DJ who mixes by hand but does not use turn tables.
2. Historically: A reference to the Def Leopard track, "pour some sugar on me".
3. A man whose presence makes women crazy.
Just two laptops and a mixer? He's pulling a VideoVamp for this set.
VideoVamp by massive attack September 30, 2008

VIDEOGAMES 

like video games, but much more better.
Chels: Well honestly, VIDEOGAMES!
Spencer: is that anything like videogames?
Chels: yes, only much more better.
VIDEOGAMES by Spencer Crispin October 30, 2008

videodak 

a good picture is termed 'it's a kodak moment'

a videodak is video moment.
'check that balloon floating away with the baby holding onto it still'..

'yea it's a videodak moment that'
videodak by tiger roberts October 27, 2009