bless ur heart

A phrase used mostly on the south simply to politely inform someone of just how stupid they are.

You have no idea where you are right now and you need directions to the nearest Walmart... well, Bless ur heart. It's right across the street!

by Bro kinda job January 21, 2023

Ur Ban Dictionary

What the 'Urban Dictionary' logo looks like if you squint real hard

"I got banned"
"How do you know?"
"I saw my name on the Ur Ban Dictionary"

by Real-Life NPC June 04, 2022

ur daughter gay

A insult associate with the phrases , ur mom gay ur dad lesbian ur granny a tranny, etc. But calling Someone’s daughter gay can give them cancer

Michael: ur dad gay
Jackson: ur daughter gay

Michael *gets Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma

by HamletDoesntHaveAids July 11, 2018

ur gramp tramp

one of the worst insults you could give a man, far worse than “ur mom gay”, “ur dad lesbian” and “ur granny tranny”. using this will end someone

ryan: ur mom gay
paul: no u
ryan: well, UR GRAMP TRAMP
paul: *dies*

by moistduck March 13, 2018

ur neice fleece

an insult to comback any ultra mean insults like ur granny tranny. it will cause the victim+ some unlucy bystanders to disinagrate in every quantumunivers with them in it.

1: ur mum gay
2: no u
1: no u granny tranny
2: no u to early so ur sister mister
1:sorry haha

2: dont you dare you will go from speech 100- speech 99
1: ur brother a mother
2: thats it no u
1: no u squared
2: ur daugter a thotter
1: ur neice fleece
2: ***dies immeadiatly***

by ememmemeememmeme May 28, 2018

Kirby at ur door

It’s aiden and winnie(a condum) and a gay person who is hunting u down

Kirby at ur door when Winnie is here in front of aiden.

by Ejigjugeujgd May 09, 2023

ur-BAN dicktionary

the title for people that were banned for saying sex related things. they are urban dicks.

friend: i saw an ur-BAN dicktionary earlier today
me: wow, what did he say?
friend: a city is a type of sex when you do vore and throw a fetus

by [{(KAT)}] October 27, 2020