Skip to main content

Tube Jockey

A person who finds extreme pleasure in riding a penis.
Hey Look at Jim go! I always knew he was a Tube Jockey!
by Tubejockey February 11, 2022
mugGet the Tube Jockey mug.

Tube video

person 1: Yo bro send me a link to the tube video of that cat?
person 2: I gotchu
by flameguy788 October 31, 2021
mugGet the Tube video mug.

TUBE

"Facking TUBE"
by RuPaulNyce September 16, 2021
mugGet the TUBE mug.

Tube-Light Analysis

This is a term used to refer to someone that's observed or analysed something that has already been implied or is obvious.
Commentator of a game: Mumbai Indians lost the match due to their poor batting display.
David: Mumbai could've batted better.
David's friend: Why does this guy give his tube-light analysis all the time
by Imtheberrybadguy September 27, 2021
mugGet the Tube-Light Analysis mug.

Tube stretcher

A Tube Stretcher is when a couple puts super glue in the vagina and Inserts the penis then walk away from each other pulling the Penis to its maximum length.
“Hey Sodapop Rob did you and the wife try the tube stretcher yet?”
by anonymous February 17, 2022
mugGet the Tube stretcher mug.

Noob Tube

An extremely overpowered weapon in a video game that inexperienced players (noobs) tend to spam.
It is named for the grenade launcher attachment to assault rifles in COD. Due to the fact that it requires zero effort to use, new players tend to spam it a lot. Plus it looks like a tube, hence the name "Noob Tube."

It is also available in the GMOD gamemode Prop Hunt, although in this case it's a necessary evil because the 1hp props can be frustrating to kill.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2021
mugGet the Noob Tube mug.
STEERING CURRENTS of CREATION.
Look human people the URBAN DICTIONARY is the PILOT OF THE FUTURE because it utilizes our TUBE of CREATION which are all of them singular as YOU TUBE remembering that YOU is also for the PLURAL is for all the TUBES in our anatomical body (YOU TUBE); which don't get confused is that TWO PEOPLE or more is PLURAL PLURAL hence AMEN PHRASEOLOGY = TUBE PHRASEOLOGY not VICE VERSA as the BIBLE has too many non human ascribed and alluded creatures contained with in it's entire text.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE August 30, 2021
mugGet the AMEN PHRASEOLOGY = TUBE PHRASEOLOGY mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email