Tom Lehrer

Tom Lehrer,whose full name is Thomas Andrew Lehrer,born April 9th 1928 (at the time typing this,,4 June 2023,Tom is 95 years old and still alive.) This man was ome the most enjoyable people I've ever laid my eyes in,and he deserves to be apart of history (SCHOOLS,PLEASE LETS KIDS HAVE A LESSON ABOUT MR.LEHRER) he was a american mathematician,and musician/satirist.he went to harvard at the age 15 and left at *19?,*,he worked at harvard and Cambridge University,Mr.Lehrer is most known for his songs Poisoning Pigeons in the park,The Elements and the tiktok craze;; "The Masochism Tango" (GROW UP,TIKTOK FOLKS,ITS JUST A SONG ABOUT BDSM BY A FUNNY MAN IN THE 50S) If you've never heard of his music or listened to it,i really suggest!! (Also if any of my friends find this.please.stop asking if Tom has whimpered.he hasn't.and I'm glad of that.)

1;;OK,right I'm going to find you guys another Tom lehrer clip

2;;Fun.

3;;lmao,is he whimpering

1;;NO YOU SICK BASTARD

2;;oh heavens.

(Actual conversation with two friends and me.)

by Satirist. June 4, 2023

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Tom Daly

Relatively normal bloke. Until Dat Lone start playing. then he will become the single most mysterious crime fighting hunk of a man.

Damn look at tom daly he think he destroy lonely. hold up he might actually be destroy lonely

by Tom Daly fan March 29, 2023

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Stuttering Tom

When 12 guys fuck one guy so hard that the spaces in his sentences disappear resulting in what sounds like stuttering.

Andy must have got a stuttering Tom last night because I can’t understand a word he says.

by Jbrooksie711 October 12, 2023

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Tom Felton

Tom Felton is the man that save me and that save a lot of more people ,he show a lot of us how love is ,how you can feel alive ,he teach me how to love how to me happy because he made me Happy he is one of the most amazing human beings that just deserve respect and not hate as he had got for all these years ,tom will always forever gonna have my heart <3.

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by Bella loves tom July 19, 2021

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