Toasted Rooster

Someone who becomes talkative when they're high.

I'm totally a toasted rooster when I get high.

by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021

margarine toast butterer

a random insult; it can be used randomly, and can also substitute for cum slut or whore for more *family friendly* dialogue

i swear to god you better not uwu @me you heckin mArgARiNe ToaST buTtEreR

by iambek July 28, 2019

Toast Fever

When you have one piece of toast but it turns into a chain reaction and you have a loaf or two.

"I can't have sex right now because I have the toast fever and it feels so fucking good. It's delicious!" Said Jim to Kerry

by Panda Penguin June 2, 2015

Toasted

When some was dissed and/or owned very badly, but not enough for them to be roasted

Jeff: "...Luke toasted his ass."
Eric:"Toasted? You're white as fuck!"
Jeff: "That wasn't a fucking roast it was a goddamn toast."

by JammingToInUtero January 16, 2016

french toast festival

The phenomenon when the Weatherman calls for snow and everyone rushes to the store to buy out all the Eggs, Milk and Bread.

Going to get an inch of snow, better rush to the grocery store and buy as many eggs, gallons of milk and bread as we can fit in the Suburu. It’s a French Toast Festival

by Swisschard77 January 13, 2024

TOAST

used instead of the phrase " that's what she said".

chris: did you go fishing today?

dave: yeah, i got A BIG ONE!

chris: TOAST!!

by Alisha4-H August 20, 2008

scrotal toast

When you take a sip of champagne then gingerly, GINGERLY, stretch out the scrotum in such a way as to create a bowl shape then drip the champagne into the scrotal pool and make a toast to your man cause he the best.

My husband just asked me if I could give him a scrotal toast to cheer him up.

by DeathbatForever August 9, 2023