Salty Beards

Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com

Dude, those bums beards are so salty.

Those surfer's have some really salty beards

www.saltybeards.com

by Sebastain Palentino October 18, 2012

Salty Doggo

A dog that will do anything for salty damn clout also if anyone sees a salty doggo they must say "oh he is the dude that used his spare time to record his cat drink water" cause that's what every salty doggo does. Also any kind of salty doggos owner must be a good owner and feed him/her salt. These types of dogs only eat salt no dog food or anything. They also defend their owner at ALL costs but can be a meany poo poo head sometimes

Random Homeless dude: yo look its a salty doggo

Salty doggo: *bites private origami parts*

Homeless dude: *screams so hard that breaks the vsco girls hydroflask*

by Zenzy December 26, 2019

salty fuck

when someone creates a stupid and meaningless definition that nobody has heard of to vent their frustration

like this one

"wow this guy is a salty fuck. why is he even on here"

by don't look up here January 4, 2019

Salty Toboggan

When you cum in your girl's face, near the stairs, so she falls over and you ride her down the stairs like a toboggan

Bro, I totally pulled a salty toboggan on my girl last night. GG.

by Lord of Lag October 18, 2014

salty river

When you cum inside of your girl, then she squirts it into your mouth.

I got a little too drunk and decided to eat the salty river after some good sex.

by StopThat24 December 4, 2013

salty trumpette

A noun describing the typical Donald Trump supporter who cannot handle a primary loss. A Salty Trumpette may be identified by a high saline content and load bemoanings about lawsuits when something does not go it's way.

Did you hear that Donna is planning on litigation against the bowling league due to her recent losses? I guess she's a Salty Trumpette. Trump Butt Hurt Donald Trump Rusty Trombone

by JewManChu June 22, 2016

Newfoundland Salty

This is what you call it when a woman receives a "facial" and falls asleep without washing. In the morning she will awake with a crusty salty beard, like a fisherman from Newfoundland has when he returns from sea.

Dude #1: What happened to you last night?
Dude #2: Went to Jen's place.....
Dude #1: How'd that go?
Dude #2: Lets just say that she woke up with a Newfoundland Salty.

by SedatedSloth January 20, 2014