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Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.
Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.
by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022
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maroon football

When an aggie tried brown town for the first time!
Can you believe that girl let me maroon football her!
by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
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monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some
The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football
by j-me lynn January 14, 2014
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big dummy head football dog

A big dummy head football dog is another name for bull terriers. Their long, round faces resemble football. And they are big dummy heads.
Walter is so cute”
“Yeah he’s a big dummy head football dog
by cheapwaffles November 16, 2020
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Football

When you take a foot to someone's balls. Not in relation to the American sport, nor the European sport. Just foot to balls.
Im going to football him if he says something stupid again.
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Football Flynn

When an obese 15 year old smokes some crack and starts believing that they're both gangster and anorexic. Usually results in a Barbie bonfire.
Football Flynn: Ur toes are fat.
by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020
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Poobatty-Football

Poobatty-Football it the sport, played around a poobatty-ball court. Players must stand AROUND THE OUTSIDE of the court and kick the ball being used over the poobatty-net. The ball must bounce once within the other teams half before reaching players of the other team who then have 4 touches (max one per player) and as many bounces (on or off the court) as is necessary before returning the shot. If a team fails to return a shot with 4 touches then the round is lost. Scoring is the same as tennis with points, games, sets and matches, a team can only win a game by two clear points.
Whats the Poobatty-Football World Championships score? GBR are winning by 3 sets 2 games and a point.
by THE_TRAIN July 2, 2011
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