tube music

1) the act of preforming oral sex on a male.

2) the sounds made while preforming oral sex on a male.

jenny was making ed smile from ear to while she was giving him the tube music of his life.

by tellitizaman September 1, 2010

Bloob Tube

A slang term for a television. Referring to how Televisions before the days of flat screens were a glass bubble screen with different colors of light bulbs in the back used to project the picture on to the screen. This term was also used for black and white televisions before they had color Television.

The family sat in the living room watching a movie on the Bloob Tube on Saturday evening.

by Ol-Daddi-O January 16, 2023

Hershey Crème Tube

A Hershey Crème Tube is when someone has the most diabolical Hershey squirts into a fleshlight, and proceeds to masterbate with said fleshlight while filming until the point of ejaculation.

I got fired after my Hershey Crème Tube video got leaked on Facebook.

by Mafoohoo December 7, 2024

road tubing

Super gluing a floor and wheels to the bottom of an innertube, tying it to the back of a truck, and riding in it.

We decided to go road tubing with water pistols.

by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010

Jolokian tubes

Its a form of birth control to which you jam a bunch of jolikia ghost peppers up into some chicks uturus To burn out any kids you left behind. If this is done to a casual sexual partner and you cut off contact after said joloking you are said to have “Jolikia ghost peckered” her.

Tiffany kept getting knocked up so I hit her with the ole Jolokian tubes and ghost peckered her.

by TheeWaterboy September 28, 2020

Bentley Tube

A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.

John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.

by BrizzleRizzle December 18, 2024

Ignorance Tube

The tube in the neck where assholes spew an overwhelming amount of ignorance, can also be the place that people shove food into known as the Nutrient Chute

I cant listen to john when he's spewing bullshit out of his Ignorance tube

by Genderlessbork April 21, 2018