Tan Towerz

3rd owner of the tan crew

Yo what’s good tan towerz 911

by Tan Bogie July 18, 2022

drunk tan

All around, full body, dark, dirty tan.

That guy Robert got one of those drunk tans.

by chiefwiggims August 4, 2022

Tanned Floppy

A Tanned Floppy is someone who uses fake tan and looks like an orange.

Shuaib is a tanned floppy

by Shanddyyysheliottt June 16, 2022

penguin tan

A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguin’s white front and black backside.

Dude, my Farmer’s tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.

by callmezeus June 21, 2022

Aaron Tan

Fucking amazing and smart af

Aaron Tan is the best

by ZacS777 June 28, 2022

Poo-tan

When the body over time develops a small stain around the rectum. it is usually brown but it depends on each individual diet.

Ben:Oh babe! you’re really starting to get a poo-tan??
Jessica: well I’m not getting any younger!
Should I get it bleached ?
Ben: no honey I like you just the way you are ..
You’re poo-tan is fine.

by Naminator33 February 16, 2022

Tribute Tan

A MAGA crowd identifier (similar to ‘post gunshot’ ear bandage) wherein participants self-apply facial bronzing agent in propitiation to their great leader.

Oh, don’t ya think that Katie’s got it goin’ on with the Tribute Tan!
Close, needs a bit more Pumpkin-Umber to truly be authentic.

by YAWA October 19, 2025