Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.

Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration

by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015

Salt Bush

A bush that resides on a majestic ocean edge. The salt from the ocean sprays onto the said bush.

The ocean consumed the Salt Bush.

by Miramount March 11, 2012

salt

a small dicked man, they typically like places like ohio because potatoes go good with salt over all a short man that likes pp

did you see salt kiss yams?

by ilikeavocados September 24, 2020

Silent Salt Cookie

A character from crk that isn't released yet and it makes me so angry for not getting him in the game yet!

I NEED SILENT SALT COOKIE TO GET RELEASED!

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

SALT

Fake sugar, creating the appearance of generosity or of affection in exchange for generosity, without the intention or ability of following through, or in an attempt to take advantage, or clumsily due to ignorance or inexperience.

That sugar daddy was all salt, made like he was inviting me out to some top shelf place, but that joint was beat, he showed up in last year's gear driving a cracked-up Daewoo, and he had nothing else for me.

by SebastienRio April 4, 2016

salt lord

People who bring the law, as well as the Shugoki-esque.

"The salt lords rule over the mundane and petty in their mines."

by Lord Tyrus June 23, 2018

moustache salt

The salt like residue left behind on your moustache as a result of performing cunnilingus on a female with a smelly, salty and probably very acidic genital area.

Hey bro did you hear Zak got terrible moustache salt after eating out his new girlfriend?!

by FunkInUrBunt July 14, 2018