polish martini

A beer with a booger in it!

I put a chunky booger in my friends beer so he could drink a polish martini.

by friedfisherman July 29, 2023

Trophy Polisher

An inferior male who prefers his own company, and engages in self-adoration through copious masturbation.

Don always felt that everyone was inferior to his excellence, and undeserving of his greatness. He was an expert trophy polisher and gave himself lots of praise and encouragement in all of his alone time.

by Alt Hype April 19, 2018

polish confetti

The act of filling a condom with poop and cum, then attaching it to a ceiling fan and let tin’ it fly.

We had polish confetti party.

by Flabaristic October 19, 2021

Polish Fish

When you feed a Swedish Fish to someone else.

A: Hey can you give me a Polish Fish
B: Sure
A: *leans in for fish*

by ItsConMan November 04, 2021

Polish Lisp

When a very large person breathes heavily over their words making it difficult to understand them.

John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."

by Roodeer October 22, 2015

Polish win-win

To fool someone twice.

- I can't believe you've convinced her to borrow you money second time. And it's the second time you're not considering paying back!
- Yeah, win-win situation.
- Yeah, Polish win-win situation.

by ojciecpolak February 17, 2022

mail polish

The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.

Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.

by Melancholera May 16, 2014