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Moldy closet

Beeen a long day, I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
by CircleJ September 26, 2023
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Zoom Closet

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.
Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!
by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023
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closet adjacent

A male who displays homosexual tendancies, but still has sex with women.
Don: "Hey. Have you met that Johnny kid? That guys seems pretty gay."
Ray: "Yeah, but he's banging my sister, so maybe he's closet adjacent."
by Nicholas Pappermen July 10, 2011
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slap the closet

When an action is taken with haste or a decision made spontaneously. L
If you slap the closet for Saturday afternoon, I'm sure that'll be fine.
by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017
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Went in the closet

Means someone dressed nicely and their outfit is impressive(You have the drip)
by DukeIsDead January 20, 2023
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becoming less closeted

Someone who is 'becoming less closeted' exhibits certain behaviors.

Although such a person is still closeted (by definition) any individual who is subject to such behavior can be reassured that their associate or peer is in fact ‘becoming less closeted’.

The most apparent circumstance wherein an absolute lack of irrefutability persists by accord to what is within association to an individual's will to ‘become less closeted’ takes place when a person who is ‘becoming less closeted’ engages another individual with a private message on any social networking site and then proceeds to block the recipient.

This is a sure sign that the sender is ‘becoming less closeted’.

Note: If the final message before the act of ‘blocking’ contains a ‘laugh cry emoji’ then there ought to be no uncertainty that the transmitter is doing their very best and putting forth their very best effort within a pursuit to ‘become less closeted’.
Hey, guess what? Walter Mercado slipped into my DM’s and then blocked me immediately afterward.

It appears he is ‘becoming less closeted’. Good for him.

I think I’ll screenshot his activities and post them in the group we share along with a definition of what it means to ‘become less closeted’.
by Sir H.C. Notneb April 13, 2023
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closet crawler

A person who crawls into closet crawl spaces randomly. Especially when guest are over.
Person: What is Axel doing?
Person 2: Oh that, it's pretty normal he's a closet crawler.
by Sequoianvda March 31, 2023
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