oh cool

When your best friend and crush start dating but you want to be supportive so you just cry on the inside.

Person 1: "So me and ____ started dating."
Person 2: "oh cool..."

by sadsmmr March 10, 2021

ceo of cool

The finite leader of dork squad, he is payed in millions of cool points per second. Promoted to leader because the rest of dork squad is made of hobags and sloptarts.

The CEO of Cool just faxed a memo, hernandez' official last name is hobag.

by CEO of Cool April 30, 2008

Cool Yoplait

An expression of extreme satisfaction and awesomeness. Can be used in place of cool, awesome, neat, OK, and sweet.

TH Harry H: Yo I just sniped this noob from across the map
Cmndr Farsight: Cool Yoplait!!!

by Cmndr Farsight October 8, 2009

max cool

A phrase used quiet frequently by surfers, beach bums, cool dudes, school drop outs etc. For ones excitement over something that is not cool but max cool! max being short for maximum.

hey dude surfing is max cool.

by pothead bob21 March 11, 2011

Cool Down

This occurs after you have been aggressively having sex with your partner. Once finished with your shaft still hot, from the friction of your cock and nuts pounding puss as hard as it could, your wife or fuck buddy goes down to your manhood and lightly blows on it.

Once Billy got done checking Tammy's oil, Becky had the heart to give him a cool down.

by Wet Wednesday January 14, 2009

Cool Guy

A total tool; a guy who swears he's cool but everyone else knows he's a complete and utter scrub.

Person 1: Bro, he's such a COOL GUY.
Person 2: I know, he wouldn't shut up about his acoustic guitar and how good he is at MMA.
Person 1: I know right? What a tool.

by sarahazombie July 20, 2010

Cool Beans

a word meaning an exclamation or an approval like 'rad' or 'awesome'

Ethel: "i just scored tickets to the Mindless Self Indulgence concert!"
Fred: "Cool beans!"

by Dolly Parton Jr. December 26, 2008